Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Merry Christmas to All, And to All a Goodnight



Eleven cups of eggnog into the "Christmas experience", I started to find something rather paradoxical about the constant bombardment of TV specials about how material goods have nothing to do with Christmas, while those self same specials are interrupted every ten minutes with commercials telling us to "buy buy buy", just in time for Christmas.

TV execs need to get their story straight.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Medication for Your Second Favourite Organ


I got my favourite uncle some cures for what ails him, including Hi-IQ Brain Grow pills, Coffee Breaker for coffee addiction, Fart Enders to cut down on the whole toxic gas thing (Good for stopping farts up t 10 on the "sphincter" scale), and some Old Age pills.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Beat By Girls

The other night I saw Canada's National Women's Team play the Three Hills Thrashers, the local Junior B Team.

The score was 3-2, but I don't think it really reflects how the game went. I wouldn't say it was close, although the guys definitely did have a physical edge. A fight even broke out (sorta).

Saturday, December 1, 2007

ONE POUND BURGER

It has recently come to my attention that a resteraunt in town serves a one pound hamburger.

And I have not eaten it yet. This is not acceptable.

Best Movie Ever? Perhaps.


I watched the comedy "Hot Rod" today, and it was excellent. A laugh riot. A barrel of laughs, if you will. Sort of like a barrel of monkeys.