Monday, February 4, 2008

My Job

So last week I worked at Daniel's every day of the week, and this week I'm on for Wednesday and Thursday. It's pretty much the best job ever, for one important reason.

Free Food.

I get free meals when I'm working, and every now and then they send me stuff home. Great stuff. Cheesecakes, french fries, soup, you name it.

Plus there's the money. My last paycheque was for about 300 bucks, and my next one should be around there as well, depending on my tip out. That'll buy me a lot of crap on holiday.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The Semester! She Is Finished.

I've finished my first exam of the semester, and write the second one tomorrow. I'll miss this semester, it's been good to me. Next semester I'll be losing my spare, and I'll have to take up "Physical Education". Whose bright idea was that, anyway?

In other news, I have a job at Daniel's Family Resteraunt in Three Hills, as a dish wench.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Guitar

I bought a guitar today, it's red and chipped and really old, kind of like Chris Chelios when he wears his home jersey.

So, I got it home and started looking up stuff on the interweb to find out how to play it, and I found a website called "How To Play Guitar for Newbies". While I was rather indignant after being called a 'Newbie' by some website that doesn't even know me, I decided to give it a shot.

So I started reading, and found that there was a good page and a half about "positioning", which gave me many useful tidbits of information, like "This will invariably sound bad", which insulted me. Once again, this website doesn't know me, how dare they make such a broad, sweeping accusation?

So I continued reading, and I now have mastered three chords (impressive, I know). I will now be accepting cash donations to further my studies.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Merry Christmas to All, And to All a Goodnight



Eleven cups of eggnog into the "Christmas experience", I started to find something rather paradoxical about the constant bombardment of TV specials about how material goods have nothing to do with Christmas, while those self same specials are interrupted every ten minutes with commercials telling us to "buy buy buy", just in time for Christmas.

TV execs need to get their story straight.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Medication for Your Second Favourite Organ


I got my favourite uncle some cures for what ails him, including Hi-IQ Brain Grow pills, Coffee Breaker for coffee addiction, Fart Enders to cut down on the whole toxic gas thing (Good for stopping farts up t 10 on the "sphincter" scale), and some Old Age pills.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Beat By Girls

The other night I saw Canada's National Women's Team play the Three Hills Thrashers, the local Junior B Team.

The score was 3-2, but I don't think it really reflects how the game went. I wouldn't say it was close, although the guys definitely did have a physical edge. A fight even broke out (sorta).

Saturday, December 1, 2007

ONE POUND BURGER

It has recently come to my attention that a resteraunt in town serves a one pound hamburger.

And I have not eaten it yet. This is not acceptable.